Age......................................Forty and still winning sprints at training

Position............................Started off as a young rampaging right back but now I am a cultured centre half

Team supported.......Manchester Utd

Favourite player........Roy Keane. I will never forgive Mick McCarthy for that World Cup!!

Favourite model.........Has to be the Audi A4

Mals Player you
would MOST like
to room with on
tour?.....................................Gerry Adams, sorry Simba !! You know your room is safe when Gerry's in it !

Mals player you
would LEAST like
to room with on
tour?......................................James Moore. I think he would wear the captains armband in bed just to annoy me. ( Didnt know it hurt so much Jim !!)

Favourite county
in Ireland ?........................Louth. Went to Omeath every summer as a child and still enjoy going back there.

Favourite country
visited ?..............................Italy. Perfect food, beautiful wine and so many places to see. Oh yes and Simba was with me !

Most embarassing
moment ?...........................We were playing Downpatrick on the last day of the season a few years ago and at one stage were winning 6-1. Somehow they came back and beat us 7- 6. Their sideline tortured us ! (What did our sideline do ????)

Proudest moment ?....Could have been leading the Mals out at Windsor to play Linfield in the Co.Antrim Shield. Could have been getting the Amateur League Player of the Year award and playing for the representative team. However my proudest moment has happened at 2pm every Saturday for the last twenty seasons when I have been privileged to walk onto a football pitch wearing a Malachians jersey . ( Jim I can feel the tears starting to well up !!!!)

Perfect night out ?.......Either me and Simba going to collect the rent at the end of the month and everybody paying us.........or...........the end of season do 2008 back at the Chester with a trophy or two or three on display !

Thanks Jim. You truly are a Malachians legend !!! I thought Robbie Fowler would have been your favourite player as you own more properties than he does !! Keep on pulling on that shirt.