Age......................................Twenty nine (going on forty more like it the editor thinks !!)

Position............................The whole defensive line!

Team supported.......Newington

Favourite player........Seamie Perry

Favourite model.........My ma !

Mals Player you
would MOST like
to room with on
tour?.....................................Big Soap ! ( Well he did used to play for Mals)

Mals player you
would LEAST like
to room with on
tour?......................................Artie McAlea , his irritable bowel causes the smelliest farts EVER !

Favourite county
in Ireland ?........................Florida, it's full of Irish in the summer !

Favourite country
visited ?..............................Uzbekistan, they asked me to play for the national team when I was there

Most embarassing
moment ?...........................Signing for Mals !

Proudest moment ?...Dancing with Allister's wife Marie at the Blind Tiger !

Perfect night out ?.......Back to the Hole in the Wall for a few pints after Mals beat Newington....then upto the Mater to have my face stitched.....call into the Circus on the way home for some anaesthetic.....Manny's for a three course dinner then back to the Hole in the Wall for last orders.....perfect !

Paul thank goodness you take captaining the Mals more seriously than this profile. Keep on leading from the front Captain Marvel !